Q: Should I have a baby after 35?
A: No, 35 children is enough.
Q: I'm two months pregnant now. When will my baby move?
A: With any luck, right after he finishes college.
Q: What is the most reliable method to determine a baby's sex?
A: Childbirth.
Q: My wife is five months pregnant and so moody that sometimes she's borderline irrational.
A: So what's your question?
Q: My childbirth instructor says it's not pain I'll feel during labor, but pressure. Is she right?
A: Yes, in the same way that a tornado might be called an air current.
Q: When is the best time to get an epidural?
A: Right after you find out you're pregnant.
Q: Is there anything I should avoid while recovering from childbirth?
A: Yes, pregnancy.
Q: Do I have to have a baby shower?
A: Not if you change the baby's diaper very quickly.
Q: Our baby was born last week. When will my wife begin to feel and act normal again?
A: When the kids are in college.
that was funny.
ReplyDeleteraea looked so beautiful at church today! her skin just glows, and those curls are so darling.
Is it socially acceptable to have a blog dedicated to the woes (I mean joys) or pg?
ReplyDeleteVery funny! Thanks for the shout out :)
ReplyDeleteRO! that's great!
ReplyDeleteQ: When is the best time to get an epidural?
ReplyDeleteA: Right after you find out you're pregnant.
I couldn't agree more.
And you ready to do it again? Mom
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